Aloha Bacon Fangods… as the shirtless holder of many international esteems it warms my glistening academician abdominal muscles; each six-pack blazing like gloriousmanna under the heavenly skies, to welcome home Adonis Fanclubb Member #1092131, and Junior Vice President of Overseas Transactions, Mara, who has just returned from a sojourn in India while inking a world wide distribution deal with the Dali Lama. I would also like extend a “double six” salvo of mantastic good wishes to charter member of the Friends of Adonis Backgammon and Kennel Club, Kat, who is jet setting across the Pacific in order to sell cut-rate t-shirts and Adonis merchandise to the locals of New Zealand. Good Luck! And now, without further adieu, it’s another executive class ticket to ride the BACON MANGOD!