Aloha Bacon Fangods… things are still a little slow on the production end these days what with freelance torso modeling and high-stakes anaconda oiling contracts abound, but your hardy panel popping draw-go-neer (pronounced ‘dragon-neer’) is still on the case, and in this case it’s a mouth-watering-blouse-ruining case of twenty-four distilled mawfulls of BACON MANGOD!
Aloha Baconfangods… Well, Yes, it HAS been a while, but between the many demands of my media empire, a geographical re-orientation, and a constant stream of Celebrity Wet T-Shirt Contest the ol’bacon station has been on hold. A shirtless summer vacation as it’s known amongst the stars. But you need weep and tear your hair out no longer as your weekly kulture warrior is de retour au rigeur. So hoist your palate mouthwards for another gallery worthy mouthfull of BACON MANGOD!